h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sauron and his gang

of impudent orcs, goblins

that wandered in from

Mount Gundabad bringing with

a swarm of fighting

battling their way forwards

versus hungry leaping lizards

in search for their

boney knees and kryptonite

that makes their life

interesting as they like

with red kryptonite mutations

pureed strawberries and kumquats

blanched and pitted loquats




(Sometimes available canned in Chinese specialty stores.)

smothered other their bodies

so we can lick

it, aided by dogs

cats, kangaroos and lemurs

who are all actors

and stand-up comedians who