h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and the Klingons steal

game with a glorious

sneaky en passant move

which, against all odds,

gives the DS9 team

with the Klingons help

a glorious victory that

caused petulant Ferengi to

spike the blood wine

with Triglobulin an aphrodisiac

which, unfortunately, has no

effect on Klingons, Vulcans

due to their physiology

they aren't normal anyway

as they're very eccentric

in all kinds of

hyperkinetic, hypotensive and tachycardiac

and their contradictory beliefs

make any interspecies gathering

extremely interesting due to