A Conversation for The Southsand and Mudshore Yacht Club

Thuttlethwaite Penant

Post 1

Scarab (Herbert West)

(very green around the gills)

It was the bally boiled egg that did it....

Will you fellah's excuse me for minute....

(runs from room...)


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Post 2

The Raggedy Man

I would always stick to the pickled ones meself.

Pickled walnut anyone?

Once tried never forgotten.


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Post 3

Scarab (Herbert West)

(returns, looking decidedly more chipper, wiping chin with blue and white spotted handkerchief)

Phew, thought m'third Havana was gonna send me over the edge for a mo....

How'd we do Raggers? Did I win the Penant?

Two Steins of Mudshore Mild, please Gordon........


Thuttlethwaite Penant

Post 4

The Raggedy Man

'Fraid not old boy. Rules clearly state:

Contestant to retain content of stomach for fifteen minutes.

HArd luck old boy, better luck next time


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Post 5

Scarab (Herbert West)

Actually, under the Blucher Clause, added to the rules just after the Franco-Prussian thingamabob, in the event of all participants failing the lavatory test, the one who managed to hold on the longest wins.

Me, for the fifteenth year running.

(sinks beer, hopes nobody checks rule book)


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