h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

as you have already realised i am the moo behind the moovement against hurting animals that don't want to be hurt i.e the beagles bred especially to smoke 40 to 100 cigerettes a day now where as the beagles are not that averse to actually smoking that many a day as it lessens the stress they feel being locked into a machine sitting upright all day and no chance to chase frizby's not that they could with there lungs in the state they are,but to the fact that they do not get to choose there own brand this i feel is unfair and i will be taking a vote from our membership to descide on strike action or working to rule.