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Thank you for the thread.

My lurking to date had not previously elucidated this haven of cartoon caricatures.

The toupee suits you. You can hardly tell it apart from the real thing.

I seem to have come out of it rather badly

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COME BACK Leonardo, Donatello Michaelangelo and ....Help Have forgotten name of the other one Ninja Turtles/artists Need 360 booster into my brain cells > I ll stick with Vincent van Gogh!`

That would be Raphael.

Unless, of course, he committed a spectacular error of judgement with the katana and sliced off his own ear.

Come to think of it, do turtles have an external auditory meatus capable of being removed with a clumsy sword swing?

On reflection, I think perhaps not.

Cowabunga.

I think turtles would just retreat sensibly into their shells if they saw a katana blade flashing! I did recall the missing man in the group Raphael! Now I can hold my head up in any art gallery again!`

Good afternoon Herr Kow.

On the face of it you seem to have fared the worst of us all, with the possible exception of L.I.F. One can only imagine that you are more udderly appalled than I am by the woeful pun residing in this sentence.

To Samarkand, I am unable to hold my head up in any gallery. As you can imagine, this spoils the whole effect when visiting the Sistine Chapel. If art is life then I died some thirty two years ago. 'Tis a sorry state of affairs indeed when I realise that I know more about Ninja Turtles than I do of Florentine Renaissance artists.

I should not worry about it your Majesty. Ninja Turtles were more fun We cant run amok in ART Galleries ,masked and brandishing various weapons etc or sing songs either?`

So that's why I always get "asked to leave"

Really??? !!`
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The last time I saw a cow in an art gallery it had been cut in half and crudely displayed.I forget the artist.But it may be for the best if you were not there kow for obvious reasons.

Other character's from the turtles were Shredder,And Splinter.I remember spending a day wallpapering my son's bedroom with turtles all on scaffolding with a splinter and shredder border plus we still have all the turtle films.
I know

Ah! That will have been Damien Hirst but I'm sure it was a , but then again the joke wouldn't have worked would it...errr...I'll get my coat

Good idea