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Madness is upon us!
Matholwch - Brythonic Tribal Polytheist Started conversation Apr 8, 2005
Beltane is approaching and the madness of spring is upon me 
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Just to show that we pagans are not po-faced tree-huggers here is a selection of pagan humour/bumper stickers sent to me by a good friend:
Why did the Goddess create Whisky? To keep the Gaels from ruling the
world!
What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on...
"He is YOUR god. They are YOUR rules. YOU burn in Hell!"
What do ya' call 13 Witches in a hot tub? - Self Cleaning Coven
Get a taste for religion. Lick a witch!
What's the difference between New Age and Pagan? About $500 a weekend.
Please don't squeeze the shaman!
When God created men She must have been drunk and horny!
Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: "No Shopliftning! Offenders will be
possessed! Second -time offenders will be re-possessed!"
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
If ignorance is a bliss, why aren't more people happy?
There werewolf meets the fundamentalist on a dark road: "Born again,
huh?" (Flexing his claws.) "Wanna try if it works a third time?"
God is coming, and She's PISSED!
Ankh if you love Isis!
Hail to the Sun god! He's a real fun god! Ra, Ra, Ra!
Did you hear? Easter is cancelled this year.....yeah, they found the
body.
Why did the Zen Buddhist get reincarnated as a Pizza Supreme? He
wanted to be one with everything.
The God of war rode through one day, upon a handsome filly.
"I'm Thor!" he cried
The horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly".
Merry Blessings!
Matholwch /|\
Madness is upon us!
DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Apr 8, 2005
I like these ones, particularly, Matholwch...
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Great list, Matholwch 
My bumber sticker used to be: "My other car is a broom"
Heading towards Samhain here in the South. The eclipses this month will be a treat. I'm off to look up if the solar one in the morning will be visible here in New Zealand.
kea.
Madness is upon us!
Researcher U1025853 Posted Apr 8, 2005
I loved these
What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on...
There werewolf meets the fundamentalist on a dark road: "Born again,
huh?" (Flexing his claws.) "Wanna try if it works a third time?"
and this is so true, which is actually kinda sad...
If ignorance is a bliss, why aren't more people happy?
We have booked our traditional 3 nights in Brighton over the bank holiday. We have found a hotel which has free fair-trade coffee and oranges, and all the food is organic, fair-trade and sourced locally. I am looking forward to that breakfast!
I am also looking forward to seeing the sea and getting away.
I hope you enjoy your Beltane as well Math!
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Madness is upon us!
- 1: Matholwch - Brythonic Tribal Polytheist (Apr 8, 2005)
- 2: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Apr 8, 2005)
- 3: kea ~ Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small, unregarded but very well read blue and white website (Apr 8, 2005)
- 4: azahar (Apr 8, 2005)
- 5: Researcher U1025853 (Apr 8, 2005)
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