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ungodly coffee

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if, as they say, 'cleanliness is next to godliness', then i think satan just made himself a coffee. i just faced a quadruple whammy of encrustulated nozzle, unemptied handle, flooded grinder tray and smeggy sink. i suggest that, in the unlikely event that beelzebub wasn't directly responsible for this turpitude, whichever of his toady minions perpetrated this heinous misdeed shall mend their ways or shortly be despatched (in a summary gangland-style execution) to join the prince of darkness in the fiery underbelly of hell.


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