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Darth Zaphod Started conversation Aug 27, 2003
I NEED HELP! I need an Entertainment speech topic! Here's what I've thought about, if you can expand on them PLEASE TELL ME!
1. A Scientific look at History (explaining historical events with laws, like Newton's laws of motion and stuff)
2. School secretaries
3. Home Improvement MY way
4. Gravity and its ill effects on the world
HELP ME! I NEED HELP!!! *ahem* thanks.
DZ
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Skullock Posted Aug 28, 2003
Remind me to find "dave barry's do it your self guide to home improvement. It could help.
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Skullock Posted Sep 1, 2003
How about a speech on all the all the things you need to hitchhike the galaxy. Such as a towel, and um...a very small amount of money, and one of the elctronic thumb things, and of course, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
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Laura--My life is on pay per view, except I haven't seen it Posted Sep 2, 2003
How about a speech on the life and habits of the turkey? Just a thought, or maybe squirrels.
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Darth Zaphod Posted Sep 2, 2003
hahaha
turkeys...I like to eat turkeys...GOBBLE!
I'm in a freakin' weird mood right now--please pardon me. !!
DZ
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Chauncey Posted Sep 2, 2003
I think you should write about how guys are so freakin' complicated. And how they really should stop before they all get knifed!!!
Chauncey
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Laura--My life is on pay per view, except I haven't seen it Posted Sep 3, 2003
Ooooh I like the complicated mind of a boy! Maybe leave out the knifed part, but a speech on "The twisted mind of a teenage boy" would be fun.
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Chauncey Posted Sep 3, 2003
What not that complicated? Oh yeah it is. I think all guys should be knifed!!!!
Chauncey
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Skullock Posted Sep 7, 2003
Here is a breif glimps into my head though out an aveage day:
wake up, Kate, eat food, katie, go to school, katie, katie, katie, go home, katie, call katie, drive to work while talking to katie, work, katie, katie, katie, katie, get off work, katie, call katie again, katie katie, eat, katiekatiekatieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, got to bed, dream of katie.
On some days there's some thoughts about guitars and pudding, and Jones soda, but that's about it really.
Chanc, please don't knife me. 
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Chauncey Posted Sep 7, 2003
Don't worry John I'm not gonna knife you. Katie knows who I want to knife, don't ya Katie?
Chauncey
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Darth Zaphod Posted Sep 8, 2003
That I do, M'darlin'!
I'm sorry you want to knife him..'specially after that little bit of info you told me aboot...EEW!! 
DZ
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Skullock Posted Sep 9, 2003
*feels left out of the loop.*
*looks at loop*
Ah, yes it's good to be back out of the loop and in the nice fresh air.
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- 1: Darth Zaphod (Aug 27, 2003)
- 2: Skullock (Aug 28, 2003)
- 3: Darth Zaphod (Aug 28, 2003)
- 4: Skullock (Sep 1, 2003)
- 5: Laura--My life is on pay per view, except I haven't seen it (Sep 2, 2003)
- 6: Darth Zaphod (Sep 2, 2003)
- 7: Chauncey (Sep 2, 2003)
- 8: Laura--My life is on pay per view, except I haven't seen it (Sep 3, 2003)
- 9: Skullock (Sep 3, 2003)
- 10: Chauncey (Sep 3, 2003)
- 11: Skullock (Sep 7, 2003)
- 12: Chauncey (Sep 7, 2003)
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- 14: Skullock (Sep 9, 2003)
- 15: Chauncey (Sep 9, 2003)
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