h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes its official. I'm back.

Running on all cylinders. And I'm now as of today a 21 year old. With the emphasis on the word OLD.

The USA was great, though I wouldn't want to have to get medical help over there. Its a tad expensive. So I think I'll stick it out over here in good old blighty.

I'll probably tell you more as and when I feel like it.

But the important thing to remember is that - I'm Back!

Welcome back Verc!

Personally, I'd throw on an accent and go to Canada for medical treatment too... or Mexico (Perscription drugs without perscriptions Self Diagnosis! That's the future)

I'm glad you enjoyed the states. Which part did you go to, and I'll tell you why you should have gone somewhere else

Oh, and Happy Birthday!

Happy back and welcome birthday.


or maybe it's the other way around. Either way

Thanks guys!

I went to California, and along the way went through Georgia (Atlanta Airport), Arizona, and Navada. So go on, why shouldn't I have gone there?

it's full of Americans*

happy birthday sir!




*this statement and any like it are for comic value only. it is understood that some would fail to see the humour to which i apologise. but quite frankly, lighten up

*says nothing *

Americans on the hole are all right. I mean, you forget that George Bush exists and you can actually believe they are people!

do you wanna borrow my disclaimer for that one?

sure!

California and Georgia? You make it too easy

California is the worst state we have! I'll come up with something specific later!

Before I start I wish to add my own disclaimer

*Ahem*

I wish to say that the following statement is for comedic purposes only and if you are going to find it offensive HARD LUCK!!!!!!!, we like taking the P*** out of other races, people do it to us Brit's all the time this is getting our own back, Thank You and on with the fun

The term 'American Intelligence always raises a giggle in our house, talk about contradiction in terms

ah yes, a great oxymoron is that!

have you heard in the news recently that this guy is gonna try an fly over the channel from the uk to France with just a couple of toy wings? it's true, really. i think they are letting him off at devon and he is gonna try and fly over to france.

i know exactly what you're thinking - what an idiot, going to France!

Lovely maybe we should change the name to American Bashing.

"there are only two things i hate in this world. people intolerent of other people's cultures and the dutch."
- Nigel Powers, Austin Powers Gold Member

Well the American's don't like the French much, it's taken them 200 years to catch up with us then , but then they always have to catch up at some point, at least during the Iraq they went in first . I think thet's my Yank bashing done for this session

I Thank you

Well the American's don't like the French much, it's taken them 200 years to catch up with us then , but then they always have to catch up at some point, at least during the Iraq they went in first . I think thet's my Yank bashing done for this session

I Thank you

well, i personally like making fun of the french more then the americans. i mean, there's this guy, Louis Armstrong i think his name is, who recently run the 2003 Tour De France (cycling). when you think about it, it makes a lot of sense that he won. i mean, wouldn't you want to get out that country as quickly as possible?

I think you mean LANCE Armstrong, Louis played the trumpet, If you want to annoy an American patriot go into McDonalds and ask for FRENCH fries , freedom fries I ask you why don't they call them chips like we do

Chips doesn't make any more sense than Fries.

Crisps makes more sense than Chips though...