h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I guess that you have been busy keeping half of staffordshire alive over the last few days......either that or you have choked on an Uncle Joe's...heaven forbid.
I'm up and running with my p.c andhope tochat soon.
W

You are indeed correct Lady Parrot.

Although my field of operations has yet to stretch all the way to Staffordshire.... yet.

Shrewsbury hospital has one of those bed crises that you read about in the news, Kidderminster is about as much use as I am, Gobowen I shall refrain from commenting upon given the moderating policy of extreme sexually orientated expletives, Whichurch seem unable to set up the relatively simple procedure of an infusion line and Ambulance Control appear to believe that resuscitating a two hour old cadaver on arrival has some degree of success.

Rant over.

Uncle Joes were a big hit with the little people of the Banford household. I was able to briefly sample a few fine specimens prior to an attack of the resident menthol pirrhanas who adopted a whirling dervish approach to my jealously guarded bags of sweeties.

There will be a reckoning.

Congratulations on your arrival to the twenty first century. I am a stranger here myself. I had mastered the wiles and ways of the smilies, that is, until, bin day saw them consigned to a dumpster and destined for a local area of landfill.

Drat! I shall have to start again from scratch.

Love and glad tidings to you and the menagerie,

all is not well
I can't find your home addy.
nooooooooo