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The Amoeba Joke.
Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.) Started conversation Jul 20, 2003
As far as is known there exists only one amoeba joke in the entire universe, but it's a good one. It goes like this:
Two amoebae walk out of a pub, late at night.
One amoeba points up into the sky and says to the other "is that the moon?"
The other one answers "I don't know, I don't live around here."
The Amoeba Joke.
DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Jul 20, 2003
I 
the amoeba joke! Thanks you for posting it, I shall do my best to see that other people come to appreciate it!
The Amoeba Joke.
Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jul 20, 2003
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Jimmy Nugget (I am extremely happy for everybody, especially miss Fiona.) Posted Jul 25, 2003
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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Jul 27, 2003
He did - I like the tagline - Jimmy Nugget asked, "what has he ben smoking?"
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Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.) Posted Jul 27, 2003
""what has he been smoking?""
The sneaky peat wine, Man!
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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! Posted Jul 27, 2003
Jimmy says "... riggghhhhtttt..."
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jul 28, 2003
Empty has a thing for the ford seria. Empty, tell me, you like which more - ford or fiat ? 
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Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.) Posted Jul 28, 2003
"you like which more - ford or fiat ?"
Yeah right. Can't think of any Fiat that was ever any good. And nobody actually LIKES ford, they tolerate it.
That's zero out of two for the four letter words beginning with F.
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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) Posted Jul 28, 2003
ofcourse I knew the answer. Have you noticed that they are both four letter words starting with the letter "F"
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- 1: Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.) (Jul 20, 2003)
- 2: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Jul 20, 2003)
- 3: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jul 20, 2003)
- 4: Adele the Divided (h2g2 will be your undoing) (Jul 21, 2003)
- 5: Jimmy Nugget (I am extremely happy for everybody, especially miss Fiona.) (Jul 25, 2003)
- 6: Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.) (Jul 25, 2003)
- 7: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Jul 27, 2003)
- 8: Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.) (Jul 27, 2003)
- 9: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Jul 27, 2003)
- 10: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jul 28, 2003)
- 11: Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.) (Jul 28, 2003)
- 12: Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for) (Jul 28, 2003)
- 13: DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me! (Jul 28, 2003)
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