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Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.)

There is nothing in this world, no matter how serious and weighty, no matter how seemingly inappropriate, that is not a fit subject for comic treatment.

Alexei Sayle once said "You know, as an iconoclastic comedian, people often ask me if there's anything I wouldn't make a joke about. And I say yes, I would NEVER make a joke about a ratchet screwdriver".

I couldn't agree more!

smiley - smileysmiley - smileysmiley - smiley

smiley - headhurts


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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

Absotively! If there's one thing that *must* be taken seriously, it's the way those screwdrivers ratchet things up!smiley - zen


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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

oh no Della made a joke about the one taboo subject. Tool men with plumber's cracks will be after you smiley - run


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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

Noooooo.....smiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - catsmiley - runsmiley - runsmiley - blackcatsmiley - run Blame Empty Sky, it's all his fault. smiley - aliensmile


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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

A likely stroy...


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Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.)

Hello App. What I want to know is; Is there really a plumber's crack smiley???


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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

It's one of those unexplained 'missing' ones

Like or the cuckoo smiley, aka


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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

Bang, bang, twirly wirly, cuckoo, cuckoo!smiley - tit


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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)


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Jimmy Nugget (I am extremely happy for everybody, especially miss Fiona.)

I entirely agree with what you said in this posting... What was the last funny thing I said?
smiley - wizard


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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

There was something this morning... wait.. no, smiley - sorry it's gone. smiley - cat


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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

It would seem my post was swallowed


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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

Swallowed? By a flying smiley - shark the Captain might say. smiley - zen


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Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.)

A flying smiley - shark ????

That's just the most completely brilliant thing I've ever seen!!!


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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

Jim wants a DVD of the Dalek Invasion of smiley - earth
Okey-dokey, that's not relevant. smiley - tit


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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

and ofcourse cold naked women are?

smiley - titsmiley - tit


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Empty Sky (Remember me fondly.)

ROFL. Two blue tits (just to put it unnecessarily bluntly). Brilliant!

smiley - smiley


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DA ; Simply Vicky: Don't get pithy with me!

ROFL Indeed! I was thinking of birds... but then, birds.. yes.Enjoy les double entendres!smiley - martiansmilesmiley - martiansmilesmiley - martiansmilesmiley - martiansmilesmiley - martiansmilesmiley - martiansmilesmiley - martiansmilesmiley - martiansmile


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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh!

I saw the title and heard whitney houston in my head.

Megan's fault...


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Apparition™ (Mourning Empty the best uncle anyone could wish for)

aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhh!

I saw the title and heard whitney houston in my head.

Megan's fault...


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