h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Coco Pops are definitely the best cereal there is! They are low(ish) in fat, turn the milk brown (very tasty) but best off all, they involve chocolate - and there is no need for any other reason!
Cocolate for breakfast, chocolate for tea, chocolate for dinner, and chocolate in bed. Thats what i say! And if a hunky man comes too, well, thats just a bonus!

You're not related to Counselor Troi from Star Trek, are you?

At any rate, thanks for your interest in my article. Even bigger thanks for the help fromt he editor. ::clutches Emmy:: An', an' thanks to all the little people! Lucky, Tony, Sonny, Coco, I love you all! ::brushing away tears::

Hey, I didn't even need to use them damn thangs. Shoot.

I HAVE JUST PURCHASED MY FIRST BOX OF COCO POPS SINCE THE NAME CHANGE FIASCO WAS SORTED. IMAGINE MY DELIGHT IN READING THE COVER AND FINDING THAT A FREE STAR WARS GIFT IS INSIDE. I MUST BE GETTING OLD THOUGH BECAUSE I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO WAIT UNTIL I WANT COCOPOPS TO SEE WHAT THE GIFT IS. I BET ITS SOMETHING CRAP LIKE YODA!

There's no need to shout. We can hear you just fine.

I cannot teach him. The boy has no patience.

He is too old!

YODA CRAP HE IS NOT.
WHEN MANY YEARS YOU REACH - CHOCOLATE WEETOS YOU WILL PREFER

I refuse to eat them cos the chocolate isnt chocolate. I want real chocolate lol. Like those con flakes coated in chocolate you get in yoghurt. Coco is right cos its like cocoa powdery flavour, choco was just a load of bull