h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

God, Im being played. By a bloody 17yr old!

So I met up with the little half-italian. Apparently she dont want to f*ck, and dont want to date. But she wants to spend time with me and when we were together she is all over me, always hugging, always kissing(open mouthed). The only girl whos managed to spend 3 nights in my bed and I havent been able to shag.

Now shes the only girl Ive met louder than me, and shes full of confidence. When we're chatting its a kind of permanent flirty argument, and we dont stop chatting...

I can tell she's playing a game,
She can tell I can tell she's playing a game.
She can tell that Im responding in kind with a gameplay of my own.

So we're both fully aware of what we're doing.
But both unaware of what the other wants.

I cant help thinking that without this hard to getness Id have lost interest ages ago.

I really do rise to a challenge.

I have no idea where this is going right now... But I havent got anyone else within spitting distance and somehow I find it kind of fun to be confused.

Ill let you know how the situation turns out as it evolves!