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That was quick, how the funk did that happen?

Nice work that man!

Well, wouldn't normally do things this quick, but the girl I was meeting up with from last week misinterpreted my "I'd be much better than your boyfriend." to be a literal offer. (She weren't with him long, and he lived in London, so I'm not that much of a cont.) But she's fit, generous, and really nice so why not?

Or maybe not. Ah well. She only let me tell my mates I was seeing someone first before deciding that actually she didn't know what she wanted.

Ah. Bugger. Worse luck.

Aaah was too quick anyway. I knew that really... Just when you're starting to get a little lonely and someone turns up who appears to worship the ground you walk on you can get carried away by the rush...

A whole week, one of my longer relationships there lol...

She just said she hasn't had any time single since she was 13, maybe after a few months with no blokes in her life we could give it another go... Inclined to believe her, she did seem to be well into me.

But then again, I've used that line on people before...