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Wanted: Girl

Post 1

BobTheFarmer

It's been a while since I had any emotional interaction...

Must be:
Pathologically outgoing.
Physcopathically social.
Loud.
Confident.
Have a passion for music.
Be able to dance.
Open to recreational drug use(not necessarily a user, but acceptable of it)
Under 5'7" (Ok, Im a short arrrse)
Independant.
Intelligent

Should preferably be:
Into similar music to me.
A good/amazing dancer.
A recreational drug user.
A raver.
Slim
Under 5'4"
Artistic/musical.
Spiritual/philosophical (not religeous)
Enjoys spending Sundays in bed smoking weed and shagging.
A gorgeous smile.
Have own as well as overlapping social life.
Own interests and passions.
Sexually adventurous.
Optimistic.


That'll do for now, I'm not picky.

Applicants can come find me in a club somewhere in Bristol




Wanted: Girl

Post 2

BobTheFarmer

Found an ideal candidate on Sat night, only downside is her boyfriend. Normally I'd steer well clear but now I think I'm just gonna be a cuuuuuuuunt and go for it anyway.

She's meeting me on Friday smiley - devil


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