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BobTheFarmer

Take one hip, cut open, remove bone. Open wrist, shave ends of broken bone, insert pelvis bone. Place screw through it all, and close.

I've been off work fully paid for one month now. I F*CKING LOVE IT. I have at least another 6 weeks off and i don't know if I'll be able to go back after this.

On the down side, I've got some kind of flesh eating staph infection in my hip. I hope it isn't MRSA.


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Post 2

Saturnine

Ow, that must have hurt like hell.


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