h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well after my initial fervour for keeping a diary I have realised that nothing is interesting enough (or I can't remember enough) to make a diary entry, this is primarily because no-one gives me the opportunity to let my mind work out what to do and people just place ideas in my head for things I can do instead of what I might eventually decide upon even though I would often prefer to be doing something creative with my time than constructive (ooh that'll take some definition!) ok so I'm doing this very much as a Kerouacesque stream of consciousness typing thing typos and all. Hell I should be doing this on word and saving it.