h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't know if people are aware of my relationship with food, but suffice to say it's not healthy. I was getting better at it though. But now I seem to be worse again.

Anyway, the point of this is, I ate some apple pie today, which had mould on it, and I didn't realise. So I guess I probably ate some manky mouldy stuff. And now I feel ill.

Now, I also have problems with neuroses and paranoia. Hence I am now afraid that I'm gonna be ill. To put it mildy. And we're talking debilitating illness here.

I'm probably being stupid.

Still...

Well, I guess the problem is, I'm now feeling like I can't take care of myself properly. Which is annoying, as there's no-one else around to look after me.

*sighs*

I better do some work, I suppose.

I know I'm being silly. Just ignore me.

OK then.

*Ignoring.*

Seriously, I'm not gonna die, am I?

Yes, many years from now.

That's ok.

I'm being stupid today.

I've been online all day, because I was sooo bored. Huh.

This is what happens when you don't have a TV.

No, this is what happens when I can't concentrate on my work, and feel unhappy.

They use mould to make penicil which is a medicin, no worries you'll be fine

People eat a lot worse!

They use mould to make pencils?

Actually, I used to eat pencils and I turned out alright.

Know know, despite the insanity.

Nah, you turned out alright, even when you factor in the insanity.

Yeah, but it really messed up my typing ability.

Mmm, I've noticed.

Penicilin lol typo!