h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So two crappy articles, now both submitted
and languishing in the nedder regions of
the H2G2 editors bowels (or something).
I feel I may have mistooken the kind of
acceptable humour round here so if anyone
finds me offensive then they can bloody well
come here and tell to ma face kens? Onyway,
I hope I'm not coming on like Robert Rankin
at a Terry Pratchett convention (arrrgh run away).

LATERS!

Takeyerpantsoffinpublicandshowyerwillytotheworld!

To get noticed? what can i say? I am a fellow pope, holy name:
GNURPH
and i am the
(be)head(ed) pope of the discordian church of the laughing squid.
Most people take discordia (and me) as a joke. Well? It is. I am. But noone realy realizes or notices it has its good points and serious messages to be grokked in fullness. As I do. They just read it and go " oh thats funny, ha-ha". Then promptly forget. Skipping completely over the philosophy parts. That book (it is not a book) changed my life. It taught me to sharpen my mind and ignore the bullshit (it makes the flowers grow, and thats beautiful). But as for getting noticed, hey if reach one person, then you do more good than in doing nothing. And that person had to sit down and contemplate the sheer magnatude of what they just read, than GOOD. Remember, what is not greatly outnumbers what is. And the Eleventh Commandment (thou shallt not get caught).

HAIL ERIS!! KALLISTI!! FNORD FNORD FNORD!!