A Conversation for Advice

Invoice Me Please

Post 1

Wumbeevil

Dear Sir/Madam
I have found your advice invaluable, so please feel free to invoice me for a priceless amount (inc. Vat). Since reading your advice I have been run over by a bus for ignoring a lollipop lady, got cancer from smoking clearly labelled cigarettes, travelled to Belgrade and been bombed, suffered an impacted bowel due to cutting out all fibre and broken the recommended alcohol intakes regularly. But, hey, there's some really good reasons not to go to work as a result of following your advice
Thanks again
A. Nutter


Invoice Me Please

Post 2

Doug Dastardly

Well, just look at the advice you get in those self help books... even advice you pay for isn't any better! I'm sorry to hear about your recent experiences, but just consider this... all that useful advice you are now able to give people! All you need to do is get some marketing guys together and see if you can sell it... that's just a suggestion... not advice!


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