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Yes! Me! The Mad British-Yankee Bird!
Grey Area Posted Jul 1, 1999
Dear Mr. Loonytunes.
I see you aer advertising for a Butler. I wish to apply for the job, as I am well qualified on the ugly front. I also enjoy a good buttle every now and then. I start to feel nervous if I haven't buttled for a while, then I get these headaches, and the red mist comes down. I am also extremely gullible, and could quite easily be deceived into thinking that you liked me. Oh, and I've got my own hatchet, by the way.
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Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534 Posted Jul 1, 1999
Don't think of getting me to apply for the maid's position though. I don't look to good in a skirt, and especially with hairy legs and arms. Also I don't think I can flirt with an ugly bulter. 
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jul 2, 1999
Have given the staff hiring contract to Staff R Us situated in the medievel mall in the delightful town of Tunbridge Wells, Tasmania. They tell me your name faintly appears in fading ink on page 42 Grey Area. Better news for Garibaldi. Pink ink, page 22.
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