h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The study of fruit and fruit growing. Thus reads my dictionary, at least. It's interesting to note that very few people know that this word exists at all. I certainly didn't.

It's a nice word, though. Use it in a sentence today and bring back the wealth to the Enligh language.

It certainly applies to my workplace, let me assure you. 

Hmm, that I didn't know that it existed, but now that you have mentioned it, my life now seems complete. Though I do wonder what you mean that the word applies to your work, you saying that you have a few fruit loops there or what?

Anyway, I hope that you entertain us more with your words of wisdom

Fruits. Naughty fruits. They're everywhere and they must be stopped! That's why I eat them.

As in fruit loops? I love eating fruit loops, you can eat them with or with out milk. Nothing like grabing a handful of fruit loops and eating them while watching TV.

You're right, there's nothing like it. Especially any of the cheap ripoff cereals which seem to be so prevalent these days. Boo! Hiss! Just put more sugar into the mix.

I would have to agree with that. I don't like those 'Fruit Rings', or 'Loops of Fruits'. Only 'Fruit Loops' are the way to go. The immitation ones need way more sugar, and most of them need way more colouring in them.