h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

But I miss KM a lot, she's the most amazing human in the whole wide world, and being 4000 miles from her doesn't seem a whole lot of fun... Okay I know I've got to keep myself busy, surely that shouldn't be too hard, well I'm trying, I've just got to find a new routine and new things to do.

I have mangaged to go out the last few days though, I caught up with Chris Karen and Peta, and went to the flicks and saw an odd film called Holy Smoke. I just hope the weather warms up and it gets brighter, cause that'd lighten my mood, roll on summer in England

KM misses you too, sweetie.

But keeping busy is no problem for KM... why, tomorrow she gets to clean out her sock drawer!

She gets to make important decisions, like... "should I keep this pair?"

Look, it's only a few weeks, right?

Yeah it's not long in the cosmic perspective of things

Oh and on the subject of socks I seem to have one of yours

I have six of yours. Ha.

Seems fair

Why? Are you saying I didn't earn them? Are you saying I don't DESERVE your socks?!

Well if you wish to keep them, then feel free

Good. I needed some black men's socks that come up to my knees. Thank you.

That is, men's socks that are black, not the socks of black men. That would be strangely discriminatory...

Oh you did? Good job I let them then

And yes I mean let, cause they wanted to stay