h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was meant to be at work today, it's strange what doing nights and weekends does to your body clock...

What, you forgot to go?

perhaps he has forgotten a Lot of things. perhaps he no longer remembers you, his mother or the feeling of icecream dribling down his chin on a long summers day. maybe hiw work is all he has left

Well I was reminded to go, when I phoned work to find out what time I was meant to be in the following day...

As for remembering the feeling of icecream dribling down my chin on a long summers day, er nope can't say I do remember that.

Ice Cream forgetter!!

it's started already. there is nothing we can do now but wait and clench
*waits*
*clenchs*

*waits too*
*clenches too*
*whispers "double choco-mocha fudge ripple" over and over and over again*

*holds up pint of ice cream*

*looks round at all the waiting and clenching*

*shrugs, realises she's got the wrong idea, chucks the ice cream out the window and waits very, very patiently*

no no! You must CLENCH and wait...CLENCH and wait!

double choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge rippledouble choco-mocha fudge ripple

What on earth are you girls waiting and clenching, or is that clenching and waiting or just waiting in KM's case... er now I forget. Anyway. *Waits, but refuses to clench*

That's what's meant to be there.

Right. So. In a nutshell then.

I'm waiting.
an apple tree is waiting and clenching.
Krissy is clenching and waiting.
And Ant is waiting and showing off.

Right. There. Just like to keep the summaries up-to-date, you know me.

Don't forget about my mantra!!

Interesting.

*hopes we won't all be faced with a terribly anti-climaxual feeling after all the effort we've put in*