This is the Message Centre for Ant
*Grining Stupidly*
Ant Started conversation Jun 30, 1999
I'm back, my monitor is working, I'm grining stupidly, I am admittedly slightly drunk having gone out for a drink on the town with Beeline, but I am now quite definetly back and ready to ROCK! Way hey 
*Grining Stupidly*
Spartus Posted Jun 30, 1999
Wooohoo! Welcome back to...um, this. Good to see you're around again. 
*Grining Stupidly*
Jonny Posted Jun 30, 1999
I'm fairly sure it's good. Unless you have some evil plan that makes it not good.
*Grining Stupidly*
what you know as km Posted Jul 1, 1999
Nah, doubtful. Very few evil plans begin like this:
1. Break monitor.
2. Fix monitor.
Of course, maybe that's just what he wants us to think.
*Grining Stupidly*
Jonny Posted Jul 1, 1999
Yes, but what was he doing to break the monitor in the first place? There's more than one way to crack a nut.
*Grining Stupidly*
what you know as km Posted Jul 1, 1999
Hatching an evil master plan, of course. That's how all monitors get broken.
Ohh, I see what you're getting at now.
*Grining Stupidly*
Ant Posted Jul 1, 1999
Yes the monitor was the force for good, it said "no I wont let you hatch your evil plan" and promptly broke, I then fixed it with an evil chip, and so now together we will TAKE OVER THE WORLD
*Grining Stupidly*
what you know as km Posted Jul 1, 1999
How do you know the computer wasn't putting you on, and it's not already got an evil plan of its own, and it didn't just happen to blow an Evil Chip and it wasn't using you to get one and now you're not going to be the first one it does whatever it's going to do everyone to on its way to world domination, and you won't be the one responsible for the complete overthrow of the human race?
Hmm, Ant?
*Grining Stupidly*
Ant Posted Jul 1, 1999
Ahh hadn't though of that, it's just a chance I'll have to take.
*Grining Stupidly*
what you know as km Posted Jul 1, 1999
Trust no one... you never know who could be just slightly more evil than you. Me for instance—maybe I'm just proposing all this to get you off your guard because breaking your monitor was part of MY evil plan. Bet you didn't think of that!
Or maybe I just want you to think I think you didn't think of it.
*Grining Stupidly*
beeline Posted Jul 2, 1999
*aside* ...and he doesn't know what I surreptitiously slipped in his beer while he was in the Gents...
*Grining Stupidly*
Jonny Posted Jul 2, 1999
What? A peanut? A salt and vinegar crisp? Some of your beer 'cos you couldn't face drinking it all? I must know the answer...
*Grining Stupidly*
Ant Posted Jul 2, 1999
I've been wondering why I've been feeling funny all day, now I know.
*Grining Stupidly*
what you know as km Posted Jul 2, 1999
People should be more careful. When they spill things, beer for instance, they should clean it up. Then we wouldn't have other people slipping in it all the time.
Wait, no.
Ahm... give me till tomorrow to work this one out... I'm still trying to think of things to do with songs.
Key: Complain about this post
*Grining Stupidly*
- 1: Ant (Jun 30, 1999)
- 2: Spartus (Jun 30, 1999)
- 3: Ant (Jun 30, 1999)
- 4: Jonny (Jun 30, 1999)
- 5: what you know as km (Jul 1, 1999)
- 6: Jonny (Jul 1, 1999)
- 7: what you know as km (Jul 1, 1999)
- 8: Ant (Jul 1, 1999)
- 9: what you know as km (Jul 1, 1999)
- 10: Ant (Jul 1, 1999)
- 11: what you know as km (Jul 1, 1999)
- 12: beeline (Jul 2, 1999)
- 13: Jonny (Jul 2, 1999)
- 14: Ant (Jul 2, 1999)
- 15: what you know as km (Jul 2, 1999)
More Conversations for Ant
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."