h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I absolutely, positively, HATE them! I strongly dislike writing anything that people expect me to write. The expect me to write romance or mystery, when I'm MUCH better at science fiction(which in itself isn't at all hard to make up) or comedy. People expect that from every author(even a very, very, VERY, VERRRRY little known one like me) can whip up a story of complex and binding nature leaving the reader breathless, dazzled, and ready to take lives for the book on tape. It almost never works that way, yet it's amusing to watch...