h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*hugs Amanda*

*HUGS back!*

How's it going, sweetie?

Better than I thought it would be by this stage. I've been up and down, but I'm up at the moment, and I fly out to the states on monday, so hopefully I'll stay up

Well, just make sure the plane has both wings. That's the most important bit.

That, and the pilot being in an upright and locked position.

Roger.

Ever been to a Turkish prison?

Just asking.

Shirley, you can't be serious?

I have a feeling you speak Jive.

A hospital... What's that?

That's not important right now. The important thing is that we figure out who the guy on the bicycle is!

*stares*