h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*snugglybaby hugs*

You knew it had to be done.

*loves Amanda very much*

*is in good company*

Iiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!

*dives into the snuuglefest*

Awwwww! *Enjoys all the above-mentioned snuggling VERY much!!*

*giggles at b riding the Snugglefest waves like a crowd-surfer at Lollapa-something*

Kris, honey, did S send you mail yet or do I have to thrash him with a wet noodle again?

Nope, he hasn't sent me an email. The thing is, you're going to have to devise some sort of punishment he DOESN'T like if you want him to learn anything....

*be's lewd*

Good thing I hate backrubs, then.

ANOTHER one!! Andy just called and told me that his friend Duncan is getting married and he's going to be best man. This is the 4th wedding we're slated to go to and the second one where Andy's going to be best man.

Ooo! ooo! ooo!! Rommmmmmannntic.....

If a funeral is involved in this somehow, I'm going to be very VERY disappointed.

*puts on a kilt and dies*

Oh great. Who made THIS mess???

*looks at Amanda* Well, you gave him the idea...I'm not cleaning it up...

*wonders if 'Pine Sol' or 'Chlorox' would be more appropriate in situations such as these...*

*...'Mr. Clean'? Hmmmm....*

*hands Amanda Formula 409 and a scrub bucket*

Eeeeewwwwwwwww....

*dashes in from another, wholly unrelated thread*

Should I bring in the sulfuric acid hose?

Only if a swankily-dressed bubster is there to supervise you.

*waits for shnazzy bubster and has a mallomar*

*waits also*

Shouldn't we...er..go to the tailor or something? I mean, what if he comes in from swimming and he's not impeccably decked out?

Bubster? Not possible.

*reads the paper*

*Waits ON AIM!!!!! AHEM!!*

hi

Can I have the section with the crossword puzzle, please?