h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hallo Amanda. How's it... er...

How would it be going if you were here to tell me?

No, wait.

How would you SAY it was going if you were here to tell me?

Hmmmm?

Howdy, Amanda. I hope you would say if you were here that all is well wherever you are. Wherever you are being wehre you are that you always tell me and I always forget.

KM, I'd like to point out that the standard Hmm has only TWO Ms not FOUR. It's just not correct any other way.

Unless, of course, it's an extra long Hmm and then I guess it can have more Ms. But I still don't think it's right.

Well... grr, stupid school computer.

Well, it was a long interrogative Hmmmm, the kind that starts at the bottom and ends on a fairly high pitch in a phenomenally annoying way—those have at least four, don't they?

Girls, girls. Nearly everybody who's everybody knows that to get the ultimate in high-pitched, whiney, nasaliness you need to have SIX separate and independant Ms. At least! Geesh, some people...

Hi! Would you believe me if I told you that I wasn't really here? I could tell you how everything was going if I wasn't here, since I'm not, if that will make you happy. It's true. Bubster's working on a formula to prove my existance through chicken fat, so maybe that'll help....