h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Myself and my good friend Lee went to see Destiny's child on Friday night – do not laugh, they were amazing. Obviously, Beyonce’s hair was the star of the show but there were other attractions I would have hated too have missed.

The support acts were pretty good – two out of three at least. ‘Heist’ were on first, and one of their songs was very, very good. Group consists of a DJ, MC and guitarist, worth listening out for I think. Next up was ‘Boniface’ (Lee pronounced it bon-ee-face much to my amusement) who was like a scary cross between Craig David and Dane Bowers. This is not a good thing. The only asset to his show was the dancers, who were obviously well rehearsed and choreographed. Then came Solange Knowles, Beyonce’s sister. She is absolutely stunning, with a remarkable voice and some decent songs. I wonder if having such a famous and determined sister may actually work against her though.

Destiny’s Child themselves were on top form, though the ballad part in the middle became slightly tedious. It didn’t really matter that I only have their first and second albums as they mainly performed from their impressive back catalogue of singles.

The factor that kept Lee and I on top form was, however, the audience. Very diverse, and some girls in outfits which made me want to refer them to their mothers for some honest clothing advice. Or a good stylist. Or underwear. I didn’t even think it was possible for skinny girls to have droopy breasts, but oh how they strived to prove me wrong.

And as well as all this you screamed for your homegirls! woohooo! (I'm the home girl, btw. The one that can't say no...how do I get myself into these situations?)