h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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my neighbour just came round again and asked if I'd feed Blackie and nelson for the next five days. I said yes, its easy money! But then she said that she'd put the keys through the letter box because I'll be at school tomorrow. I said I won't, my exams are done until a week on Tuesday. She looked at me, shocked as anything and said "You're doing exams?" I said "yes..." and then she goes, "Not A levels!" and I tell her no, AS's, and she goes "So how old are you?" and I say "seventeen" and she says "but I thought you were about fourteen! and Marc [my brother] how old is he?" I am slightly shocked/feeling immature at this point so I tell her he's twenty and my consolation is that she thought he was "about sixteen and still at school".

Now I'd understand if I were younger-looking but I don't even think I am! Guys, help me out here!!

I can't believe they censored me. All I did was type up Peaches lyrics, and they weren't even that racy! I replaced all the 's's with $ and everything! I feel bad now...