h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"Does a low cut top mean you get in cheaper?"
Depends. Do you have anything to show? And not if your boyfriend's attached to your arm. It also helps to know the bouncer.

Nice to meet you! My name's Peter, but I'm a girl. Long story. Anyway, I saw your name and I had to come by.. 'Cos when I was little my nickname used to be Peaches... That's the only baby food I would eat. Pointless but true.

Hope you're having a good one!


-Peter

hey, I have a random posting! From a girl with a lad's name. Did I mention that I completely adore all that is random?

Oh and I do have thing to show, remembering that any more than a handful is a waste of course (just realised how sexist that sounds. My breasts are my business!)

How are you then? I'm pretty good tonight. Good, but slightly odd. More in my journal, maybe...

Wasn't actually asking about your chest, dear, just replying to the question that caught my eye..

Randomness is quite lovely, that's why I love Adams so much..

I'm very good, just waiting around for it to be time for me to go to work.. (I've got 2 1/2 hours yet... )



-peter

um yes. Though I do discuss breasts at every opportunity, my bad!

Nothing wrong with breasts. In fact, you can have mine if you want them. I think they're far too big. (No joke, I've pictures to prove it..)

-Peter

It's okay, mine do their job (not that they have one exactly...you know what I mean!)

EXACTLY!!
I remember this one party I went to, I was running around in my bra (it was that kind of party) and my boyfriend's friend said "I can see why he likes you."

-Peter

so it was a really pretty bra then? men today, only after us for our lovely agent provocater underwear, how about it we didn't wear it anymore? That'd show 'em...

LOL
Actually it was a bra that covered a lot, but it was lacy a bit... (They don't make many provocative bras for D cups, unfortunately.. I should protest!!!)

Honestly, I don't understand some women's underwear... For instance, thongs. What on earth is that all about?

Ive no idea.

-Pete

well, I have one which is purely for special occasions, it's black and does it's job. I prefer regular pants really though, and a VPL is way sexier than a visable T bar thong!

Exactly. I have actually quite a few thongs, but I refuse to wear them (which makes absolutely no sense, but eh... )
I think regular pants are much more attractive, too.. Especially on my body, which isn't the smallest ever.

-pete

Well, I couldn't comment on your body having never seen it but I can affirm that thongs don't look good on anyone - it's an impossibility (props for buying them but never wearing them though!)

I don't understand bras that don't have underwiring (unless if they're super strength sports bras - that I understand. Imagine the pain) as surely everyday non-wired bras are the most useless thing since tuition fees? (sorry, it bothers me, bloody new labour)

Anyway, back to "lady's delicates". At the beach, wouldn't you say a nice, well fitting bikini is kinder to the body than a one-piece?

That's 'cos thongs just pull you absolutely wrong about the waist.. and NO ONE's behind looks good hanging out like that..

Bras that don't have underwires look good only on like A cups. They are probably more comfortable if you don't have the weight pushing down and such.. I think Tuition fees are a bit more useless, but only a bit..

Depends. If the bikini is well fitting then yes... Unless you sit up. But the one piece will do odd things to your back. Especially if it's a Speedo.

pete

I hate swimming costumes with shorts on me - they make my legs look like tree trunks!

Though I am a bikini fan I must confess, I think that the tan on the stomach makes it appear flatter (well, I wish: same thing)

I always feel not quite covered in those shorts ones..

It does, you're not imagining things.. That's why I wear a bikini.. 'cos I wear low jeans and I need something to make my tummy look flatter..

pete

Yes, I'm the same with the jeans, and I'm pretty obsessed with having a flat stomach.

I also don't like sarongs, shorts look way better over your average bikini. I'm the sory of person who's sarong would blow in the sea because I discarded it.

Dunno, I wear sarongs, but mostly as a skirt rather than over my suit.. I like to run around and show off one leg.

My stomach never has been and never will be flat.. I've gained a lot of weight since I started on b.c. pills.. So I just kinda try to see what I can do to make it look good

-pete

I think it's Britney's tummy which makes me jealous - the fact that she can wear such damn low pants!

Good work with the sarongs, they'd seriously catch on a doorframe and end up ripped to shreads (or something) if I was to attempt wearing one.

well, no holiday for me this year, so no need for a new bikini. Are you going anywhere?

That's very true.. That girl does have a good tummy..

Thanks... I actually find them pretty forgiving on my tummy.

Nope, not going anywhere.. I've actually got a show going on, otherwise I'd be in Utah right now w/ my friend Bryan. Ah, sometime later I guess.. But I need a bikini to get the correct tan lines

-pete

a show? You have me curious now as to exactly what kind of show you're in which doesn't like tan lines...

I'm considering a sunbed over these here 2 weeks, as my mum's on holiday and she always gets more tanned than I do, so I'm considering cheating. Wouldn't usually, I'm well aware of the risks.