h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi hun ..here are a couple of links for you the first one is to THE GREATEST APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER.. A527834 ..hope you enjoy that one ..to get PLAIN SKIN click here A948602
scroll down and you will find the black box that takes you to prefs and change of skin (stops you keep getting screen freezing up!) and finaly if you want to see who is online visit Mr.Manda and try some of his links click here A734861 and you should be took to his site..ps I think he looks like Seamus Moore (the JCB man)..hahaha.., and ..XXXXXXXXXXXXX..Marc

still no responce from you to any of my postings still early days yet..Marc

I DON`T KNOW WHY I BOTHER SENDING YOU ANY MSGS COS I GOT B-GGER ALL RESPONCE FROM THEM IF IT WASN`T FOR THE FACT THAT I USE THE LINK I WOULD DELETE IT COMPLETELY..

marc
as always i seem 2 be in ur bad books
i told u i dont use this that often as i dont understand how it works
(not as clever as u !!! )
jacqui x

That is why i sent you the links if you click on them you will be able to get to a list of who is online (scroll
down it) from there you can find who you want to msg click on there name and you will be taken to there space then after there intoduction you will see an invitation to rely to there introduction click on that type a msg and then click post and wait for a reply..Mr.manda is also an ACE one of the people who if you have problems can help you sort them out..and finaly
if you get stuck you can always get PERFECT MAN who helped you get set up on h2g2 to help you...

oh marc
y on earth do u always act like this ( huffy ) it doesnt suit u :O(
luv ur worst best friend x

Strange but when i am "huffY" with you i seem to get more messages and more of your time..than if i am nice to you..when i`m nice to you it seems as if it is ok to dump me to go answer the phone or nip and chat to someone who`s pet goldfish is sick or what ever i won`t mind because i`m nice..but on here it`s a case of if you want to chat with me fine if not i`ll find another string plenty of them on here..such as A700200..see where that goes..

well marc
i value ur friendship as u know so i dont like it when ur mad with me so yes i do make an effort
which yes i know i should do all the time
but i do have a life away from chat rooms ect which i know u do 2 and respect that so if someone rings me and yes even if a gold fish had die if it upset one of my friends i would speak 2 them :O) so do i take it ur out ur huff or r u going 2 drag it out ...ur worst best friend luv jacqui xxx

I think i`ll drag my "huff" out a bit longer yet cos i just trod on a spider and despite all attempts to revive it it sadly passed away so i`m upset and need some tlc....keep trying with h2g2 cos i am getting more used to it now and i find i am getting more msgs on here than i ever got on yoome2..probably cos i know where to find people on here..XXXXXX....ps found a great picture of a rainbow and a waterfall to put on your space..if you get in touch with mr.manda or any of the aces they will go through step by step how to put them onto your space..

grinned at marc :O)
soooo ur dragging this out tut tut tut marc
sorry 2 hear about the spider :O( its funny u chose that is it bcos i still BUG u :O)
i do feel this is just like
e mail in a way bcos u cant really chat 2 ppl just leave msgs :O(
so i take it ur no longer u the much loved and improved
yoome2 (now that was a joke !!!) ..r u going 2 try and see if LD is on 2 morrow i will but like i said i cant see it happening sweetheart 4 as much as i wish it was true .anyway i have things 2 do ppl 2 see ha ha ha speak soon (mr huffy) luv ur worst best friend jacqui xxxxxx

only 3 hours untill it comes on line (LD that is) unless they mean 12 noon so what i may do is go on a 12 hour session to see if it is on then if it is i shall subscribe to chat lite for the month..the guy who told me about it was OOF_ILL_RAPS he says he has connections within telewest and he had actually seen the new version of LD being tried out on the computer..So spread the word round on Yoome2 then we can be the first on_line..chat soon..XXXXXXXX..(Mr.Huffy??)

One other thing Jacqui..the person who told me about LD coming back on line today..OOF_ILL_RAPS..Is better known as APR_ILF_OOLS..

Whats it like to be one of over 50 people i have caught out on YOOME2 with my aprils fools joke.. SORRY HUN..GOTCHA!.. BIG HUGGS..xxxxxxXXXXXXXXxxxxxx..Marc

i did in all honesty wonder if the date had something 2 do with the LD comeback
but u it make u a happy bunny then iam pleased :O)
speak soon luv jacqui xxx

so you going to come on here a bit more regular and do your space up nice like mine..have you had a look at mine recently?? click on my name and come for a look and yes there is even a new photo of me on it..XXXXXXXXX..
ps if you want to do your space like mine i will guide you through it step by step..and introduce you to a few ex-ld users..

hello sweetheart
being ur worst best friend
i need some info of u marc
deep breath !!!
marc i know ur birthday is round about now but 4 the life of me i cant remember ths date !!! i know a friend who know it :O(
please tell me marc then i cant send u a card
i keep thinking is abot the 11th (bound 2 have got it wrong !!!! )
let me know sweetheart please :O) ..speak 2 u soon or when u have the time as u seem 2 be very busy on here with alot of friends and msgs 2 answer take care sweetheart ..luv jacqui xxxxxxx

Hi Jacqui you are spot on with the date hun..i know i am busy on here at the moment but it is only because we (myself, loup and helen) are trying to set up a meeting place for ex-lders where they can come and have a and chat and if they want to we will have a corner where visitors can leave their favourite recipe then others can sample for themselves what we serve in the tea shop..if You go to POINTER on my space you will be able to have a read through there and see what sort of ideas we are looking at..you will also notice that i have put forward your name as one of the regulars..so that we can have a list of regulars to start with..it will be good when it is opened..let you know when the grand opening is.. for now..,..ps i would love it if there was a mug-shot in with the card..lol.

hello marc sweetheart
well i see u have ur cafe up and running :O)
well done 2 u and all who did that x
well marc u sure lok like u have found ur place on here
ur a little worker ant now tee hee
sweetheart i have posted ur card so hopefully it will arrive 4 ur birthday
i can see u have ur hands busy on here so wont bog u down with 2 many msgs ..yake care sweetheart luv jacqui xxxxx

ahve you visited ye oLDe tea shoppe ..?? you will notice your name is on there so that means once the shop is open fully you will be required as a stand by for anyone who is on holidays etc..and in return anyone who used to be on ld will be abe to come in to the shop click on your name and leave you a msg, or a recipe..got some great ideas for your home page if you was to become regular in here..as you can see from my home page, anything is possible and virtual dreams can be made into virtual reality..the shop is just one example of where a dream can take you..thank you so very much for the card, it hasn`t arrived yet but i look forward to seeing your
photo smiling back at me..,..your one and only ..

thanks 4 ur reply marc :O)
mwah
i havnt put a photo of me in ur card (yes go mad with me ) ive told u i hate having my photo taken and i swear 2 u i havnt had any taken 4 gawd it must be 5yrs
iam going 2 a wedding saturday so if i do get a photo taken then i will send one but i will need new ur new address (u can ring me with that if u want 2 ofcourse marc ) ...if ur still wondering what i look like u can always ask norrie i met him 4 a drink when he was visiting other friends up here

its hard 2 say what u look like when ur describe urself !!!! speak 2 u later sweetheart luv jacqui mwah xxxxx

My new address is........

on an email i am going to send later..
what?? you lurkers out there
didn`t really think i was going to reveal new address..hahahaha
jacqui i am deeply upset at not getting a photo but if you get one at wedding and send it i will forgive you..do you like new poems?? hope so.....the ..ps what you recon about me helping you get your space sorted out..??