h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

this it. crunch time.
election day is tommorow
and as much as i hate to
betray the trade mark apathy
of my generation, i actually
extremley care. i wont bore you with
my personal politics , but i will
use this platform to urge my fellow
hikers of israeli descent to get theyr
shit together (do pardon my french,
israeli politics is no place for politeness)
and VOTE.

Vote? For whom? Boris Yeltsin? Bill Clinton? Queen Elisibeth the III? Who?

i called for my fellow ISRAELIS
to cast a vote and last i heared
the only place where we were
permitted to do so is in the
absurdley tiny corner of
the universe generaly refered to
as ISRAEL. (where your name originates
from, incidentley)
pay attention , caleb.

I was just a joke. Harmless. Well, okay, mostly harmless.

mostly harmless?! you don't know
much about israeli politics, do you??
(nor should you want to, it's
a messy messy bitter unpleasentry)
now that the elections are over
and it went my way (the way of
good , sain people) now you can
make jokes.

Well, they should include spell checkers in h2g2...mostly because sane is spelled "s-a-n-e". Just a note.

And yes, I am insane.

you petty, petty man.

Why am I a petty, petty man?

you, sir, are a petty petty man
for commenting on my spelling
instead of beeing astonished
and inspired by my English
which isn't even my first language!

I'm astonished and inspired by your English!!!!! Which isn't even your first language!!!!!!

i choose to ignore the sarcastic
tone, and take the compliment on face
value alone. so thank you, caleb, for
your admiration.

Sarcasm? I didn't even read the message!