h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Ant,

Been meaning to get back to you to say, "Ah! Now I see why you're in the wrong country." (or something along those lines) for a couple of days now... *mutters something about work*

The best way I found to make pass quickly when I was over here, rather than in San Jose when I wanted to be, was to spend as much as possible of it with a beer in my hand. Well, no, actually it was to spend as much time of it as possible with beer flowing down my neck . Just didn't want to be pedantic! Oh bugger...

Anyway, time to go home I think.

No I'd just become an alcholic that way I am in fact giving up beer, drinking heightens emotions and as I missing KM I just miss her even more when I drink, still only six weeks and I see her again

Oh yeah, I was forgetting that I'm an alcoholic! Only I've just admitted that I am so I'm not. That was a quick cure!

How long are you going to be off for in 6 weeks time?

Kristina's coming here for three weeks, and I've got two of them off to spend with her

I'm spending the other week with her too, but she'll be dragged into work with me

He just wants me there so that for a week, he'll be able to run off and do interestings things during his long waits between working at work, and leave me in his chair so no one notices...

I just want to be near you KM that's all

Well, KM, I'll have to believe Ant on this one. Anyway (and I've no idea why I'm about to pick on BBC management here) I'm sure even a manager at the BBC would be able to tell the difference between you and Ant, so that plan wouldn't work. Probably.

I don't know. She might have an Ant mask. And if she wears a sombrero and sarape, you never know.

*falls on the floor and giggles for a bit*