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Jonny Started conversation Jan 26, 2000
Baaah!!!
Just haven't posted anything for ages so I thought I'd break out and post stuff even though I've got nothing to say. So consider yourself as having had nothing said at you. So there.
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what you know as km Posted Jan 26, 2000
Ah, that Jonny—he's the only one I know who can say nothing in as many as 35 words.
Well, Spartus maybe.
And probab... no. No, I won't do that. 
On the other hand, I really shouldn't criticise anyone's idiosyncracies immediately after having started Word for the sake of not counting to 35.
*vacuums Jonny*
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Jonny Posted Jan 27, 2000
Um, you used Word to count? I see...
Not quite sure what I've done to deserve being vacuumed, but do you have the special attachment for removing belly-button fluff?
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what you know as km Posted Jan 27, 2000
Well, you complained that pointed sticks no longer caused your brain to function, and a vacuum was the obvious next step.
*looks through attachments*
No, but I've got a Flowbee.
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Jonny Posted Jan 28, 2000
OK, so what does a flowbee do? Or will the answer just hold too many horrific possibilities?
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what you know as km Posted Jan 29, 2000
The Flowbee is something by which I am perpetually amused, so I don't think I can tell you without giggling. 
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