h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello... did you get to work ok?

Yes, Cheek. How are you?

Oh, you know, thrilled to be here as ever!

How did yo get on Facebook this morning? I have things from you from 20 mins ago.

I'm sure I'm meant to be going to the Halifax today regarding that rubbish temp job... if they arranged a time with me, I've completely forgotten!! I need to know about that NPower job today one way or another, so I give a notice date to the agency tomorrow.

It's really difficult typing with only one hand

What time are you leaving work today?

I had brief internet access again but it seems to have gone again. They like to tease! I'll be leaving after lunch. I have belly ache.

Internet's back, hurrah!

Ahhhh! Good Cheeks!!!! Love my Cheek!

Today is dragging

Wish I was leaving early today.

My poor Cheek. Is there no way you can get out early?

No... I'm going to ask to finish at maybe 4.30 tomorrow and I'll leave at about 5 tonight. Only 5 hours to go then

Sad nibbles.

So are you cooking/preparing dinner tonight? You should so balls and sauce, you're good at that Only thing is, we have no spaghetti.

Have you got a list of what needs doing when yo get home?

I think so, Cheek. Hide dog stuff, run cleaner, clean cooker...

I didn't use all the spaghetti the other day so there will be some left just not much. Could you maybe ask your mum if she has some?

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...Cilit Bang the bathroom sink, put away the stuff on the windowsill in the bedroom, make sure everywhere is tidy and smelling fresh.

And dinner...?

If there's only enough spaghetti for one I don't mind having the other pasta with mine.

x

There isn't any spaghetti I don't think, but pasta is ok.

xxx

Did you see my message a few messages up, Cheek?

I said I didn't use all the spaghetti the other day so there will be some left just not much. Could you maybe ask your mum if she has some? But as I said, I don't mind having the other pasta. Or some Cheeks. Or flanks.

Don't we have pasta?

Are you not going out at all... you still have my card, you could have got some, theres still £2.50 on my card.

But whatever. We can always have something else.

Yes, we have pasta. Lots. x

Oh I'm confused now

What time are you leaving? Not been out today yet... might not bother.

I'm leaving soon. Okay, my Cheek, just to clarify:

We have some spaghetti, maybe just enough for one portion though.
We have plenty of the other pasta.

Okay, Nuggets?

Bibble, we'll both have the same!!



text me or something when you get home, or sign back on here

xxxxx