h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank you for your warm greeting. I must say I find your sight most interesting. See, I am the bitter sort--witty and clever to be sure, but, oh so bitter. I am intrigued by persons such as yourself. It takes me $80/day if I am to get out of bed. I 'spose I could be called a bad guy. I do bad things--at least in society's eyes. (pull a lil' too hard on the ol' nip bottle--not literally, of course, but I'm sure you get my point). I wonder why you searched me out? I am a big fan of universal order. You know--no coincidences--ever. So, perhaps, there is a reason I should be meeting you like this...Not that I mean, one sided--no, quite the opposite. Life is reciprocal--give and take, take and give...Makes the world go round...

Sometimes... even bad guys need an >angel> to come... and the bitternes is not good for you, trow it away in the sea of forgetfulnes, in the 3rd galaxy counted from yours. I´m here talk to me....maybe there is more hope out here than anywhere else...
Take care & be good !

Where did you go?
I went around at your earth and that was harder than I expected!
My wings are a little dirty and cracked.But I did see a lot...What did you see?