h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

seems to be going on forever!or maybe the flu is just making it seem that way
looking forward to going on a wee spending spree in ikea n bnq n starting on my flat again next weekand josh is seeing the kids mental health team tuesday..hopefully thell lsort him out some anger management n whatnot,n you never know i might even get back to work

It wouldn't be so bad if it was a nice, warm sort of May ...

for Josh's appointment

The weather hass been bluddy awful hasn't it? I could of sworn we'd entered 'summer' Good luck for Josh; tell him that if he doesn't manage his anger better I'll come round and beat him with a soggy badger Hope you get over the infection soon too

no soggy badgers!

use a dry one..and some jelly

Good point, don't want to make too much of a mess on your floors

youre still banned from my house for the last mess you left

feeling bit tense today i am..any offers of a massage going?

Can I queue up for one, too ?

Only one at a time I'm afriad So a back massarge to start with? lay on teh bed and remove your top face down silly! If you were closer I'd come and give you a massarge in person How abouts a foot masarge too?

I was afraid there'd be no volunteers for me, needless to wait then I guess

Hold on! Its your turn now lay down please and rmeove your top now, wheres the best place for me to start?

Neck and shoulders are always very tense, so you'd better start there

*begins massargin shoulders, near the neck with his thumbs, and his palms on the shoulder blades Tell me if I'm doing it too hard

No, that's fine, . What's the scent of the oil you've taken ? Something with lemon in it ? It smells nice
*closes eyes, relaxes and falls asleep

the lemon smell? I don't think that s the oil, its probably from teh washign up liquid when I did the pots earlier *does some 'cupping' down the back from the shoulder towards the waist

*wakes up again*

Sorry didn't mean to wake you *returns to massarging shoulders and slowly moving down the back

Mmmmh, that's really nice Where did you learn it ?

Partly through just doing it on people and partly from my friend who is now nearly* a fully trained masaure I cna't spel that bluddy word 'cupping' is where you make your hand into a sort of 'C' type shape, and kind of 'hit' the back with the side of your hand that doesn' have your thumb on it I'm quite good at giving foot masarges too Would you like me to try?

Thanks for the offer, but my feet are ticklish
But it looks as if Serephina is back, so it should be her turn anyway.