h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's a chastity belt you want

Holy hole in a badger badgerman! I Googled! my badger oh my badger :: Chain mail thongs and G strings exist!? *goes to get a cold shower

They do. I'd email you a link but it'd probably get modded

Yes I know I think I found it, and now I can't believe such things exist, but even weirder I can't believe that I am actually* thinking* about getting one just because.... no idea just because they exist :: http://www.sblades.com/gstrg.php?SetAdult=Y

I just found one I thought you'd like - hope I got your email addy right!

Guess what I might be wearing at the next meet well, my Email is either [email protected], or my surname @talk21.com which, in a kin of code way would be somethign liie :: Fasionable
Australian
Badgers
Envelope
Nighthoover @talk21.com

I sent it to the 2legs one

I'll check it out soon So what are they like? do they look good? bet they are expensive ... but heck, its not every day you get a pair of chainmail knickers, or is it? I don't know, maybe you have an entire wardrobe full Well, on the good side, so long as they don't get wet and go rusty, its not like they'd ever wear out in the wash

I'm sure they won't go rusty

They are about £82 but I suppose they'll be with you for a lifetime

Chainmail undies!

wouldn't they chafe a bit

I too was just beginnign to wonder about the 'chaffage' factor, and the likely hood of things, like hair, getting trapped in the links on the chainmila 82 quid!?

Hair pluckage by chainmail


but at least you'd be protected from things hitting you in the knackers, like footballs or knees.

you wouldnt dress up as ghostbadger for halloween then 2legs?

If* I dressed up as anything it'd be more likely to be down the route of s as that would mainly involve me wearing black, and having pail skin, well, I'm 90% there without doing anything ain't I? though, I'm not sure if Draccula wore chainmail knickers

As long as they weren't silver - then they'd chafe!

true very true they seema bit expensive, I might have a look for a more sensibably priced pair

British Home Stores offer excellent value underwear. Although I'm not sure that they have a chainmail range.

Mol
(who makes a very sexy witch, but is likely to be elsewhere at Halloween, )
(although it's a good elsewhere, so perhaps that should be )

sexy witch
sorry...'gets a mop'