h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Tis me,annoying the nice people in the cyber cafe and making them make me bacon n sausage sandwiches for an hour or two

whos missed me then?




Been going mad at home i have.. though i guess it means i might finally get some houseworking stuff done properly before the 'puter gets fixed or my new tv remote arrives. Not been up to much so far..finished the book iv'e been meaning to finish for ages, ran up my phonebill somewhat and had a few early nights through boredom gonna be quite busy the next couple of days though, things to do , like get a new weekend bag! before i bugger off to wales on friday

what yous all been up to then?

I missed you! I've been busy, this morning I finished off the work for the course I did in Bristol, then spent ages and ages and ages trying to send it off as an attachment, which didn't work till I stopped being stupid and had a look at it to see that my 10,000 word portfolio was too big to send as a single attachment so I split it up and sent it off then I was called and had to do a phone interview thinggy to do with a presentation someone is doing at a conference soon which Is kinda related to what I do and don't do and do don't do don't do wop do wop do wop tiddly do then I spent a while sorting through the six zilion Emails I had to do with some of the groups I belong too and then searchign for information on something, then I filled in a job application which i still need to finsih, and then I had lunch and now I need to go and finish off the application and get that sent off, then I can call Vodaphone and register my sym card and do some other badgering stuff think I'll have a coffee first though

you would do

wheres everyone else hiding? I cant stay a great deal longer only about an hour or so..may as well have another bacon sandwich...

No idea where everyone is today seems quite quiet and I need to go do this application form thinggy properly bacon sandwich? can you Email me a bacon sandwich as an attachment?

i would but itd prolly mess up the puter n then id get in trouble

Customer ' There seems to be somethign rong with this puter, I tried to send an attachment and now it won't work;
computer technition ; ' Why is ther etomato sauce all over the floppy drieve and the fron of the CD rom?'
Customer ; ' Oh, a bi tof the tomato sauce dripped down when I put the bacon sandwich in the thing, that thingg, the thign there::'
Technition; ' You put a baocn sandwich in the CD ROM drive?'
Customer; 'oh thats what it is? I thought that was for putting the attachments in'.
Technition; 'You tried to send a bacon sandwich as an attachment?'
Customer; 'yes, whats rong with that?'

Just picked josh up..he was late getting back to school from his outing to london zoo so i missed my chance to get back in the cyber cafe till my doctors appoitment (its full of school kids now) ,so im in the library and the library putetrs, although free as opposed to £1 an hour dont have yah-poo messenger

'munches'

*munches too*

I missed you!

I can't stand being away from a computer. Makes my eyes go funny and my temper go bad.

I know that feeling all too well

my tempers already gone

But atleast you can come to hootoo and can mail - so that's better than nothing, eh ?

if i can get up to the cybercafe/library yeah.. still waiting for a working controller for my digibox

I get all funny if I'm away from a PC for too long Though I I have I hope solved this by having gotten the new mobile that will let me on the web

youre all funny anyway

Yeh, but surely we're all 'funny' in a kind o f nice mental lunatic funny-farm way?

when did you start reffering to ypourself as 'we' dear? 'looks worried''

Oh, only since the voices got so much more urgent in their requests

they havent turned into your mum n started telling you to open a hotel yet have they?