h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Due to my exceedingly shitty luck with the male species ,as is seen in my tag..I am seriously considering swinging the other way completely n being gay. but then would i have any better luck with women? we're still just as shallow and still be just as n not good enough for even the most desperate of people so perhaps the convent would be a better option?? arrrrgh

did not know that girls automatic lesbian switch?

may I do sugestion? I do it any way!

do not try make friend-lover-bonding like must have.

try to make male friendship like you would do with female friends.

I sound like oprah-dr phil-wanna-be...

I have lots of lad friends that are just that,just ask 2legs

I know...but confess you find very important to have a lover...

your future lover in question might find it hard to see as you do!

Actually no! you obviously dont know me very well..

I only know you from online, but I have read you have problems with a man...

mostly that the species is still breathing

** chuckles **

they easier then non breathing

....there is comercial on Dutch tv the lady in it who looks like undead with pierced eyes...she tries sell loans...

Pierced eyes?

Serephina.

By the way, do you know the population?

6 billion.

How many are men?

Approx. 3 billion.

How many have you met?

Plenty left to try out, surely.

I still like men, even after all the I've been through.

Let me know how you get on though -
and how do you find women who are interested in a woman?

Trust 2legs to weedle into the conversation!

Ok ,im feeling a little better about the hideousnes of the male population in general today..i may even have to still corrupt one or two in the near future..if they'll stilll have me as it were

I'm sure they will, sweetie.

Especially if you ask them if they have any lesbian friends you can hook up with

Mol

All women are lesbians...

At least, that's what it says on this 'ere website...and it *must* be true, 'cos it's on the internet!

RF

Really


Am I missing out on anything

I dunno, Lil, you tell me, you're a chick ain'tcha?

So, what part of Lesbia are you from?

RF

Somewhere near the outer corner of the central paradise?

Oh really? I know someone who lives near there, I wonder if you know them?

RF

OOh! you do?

Wonder who that could be...

Well, her name's Lesley Van Dyke...

RF

AAahh! Yes!! She lives in Warmsley 'ands!