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Serephina Started conversation Oct 27, 2004
This really made me chuckle 
Top ten signs life will never be perfect..
1) fat free foods still have trace grams of fat.
2)Price tags come off a loo brush with ease but still like hell to fancy gifts!
3)The 4 day work week hasnt even made it to discussion in parliament.
4)The only sizes left on the rack are x small and xx small
5)Even skinny women get cellulite
6)cinemas actually selll tickets for the seat that looks straight up!
7)thertes never anywhere to go on a good hair day
8)birthing rooms still lack devices that allow the husband to feel every contraction
9)almost every womans current b/f is someone elses slimy ex
10)somewhere right now an atrocious man is smiling!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 27, 2004
I'm number 10!!!!!!
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Serephina Posted Oct 27, 2004
feck off then go on 
nah i spose youre not that atrocious 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 27, 2004
I'm on a list
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Oct 27, 2004
Hey
be gentle
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pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Oct 27, 2004
looks at Cal
...you mean lady like or you mean that serephina should be become a gentle man!?
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Serephina Posted Oct 27, 2004
your hair only looks really good when yu dont have to go out
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 27, 2004
Hey! us 'boys' suffer from number 7 with the hair too you know? 
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Oct 27, 2004
My hair's always a mess, even when I stay at home ,since I've decided to let it grow again 
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Serephina Posted Oct 27, 2004
it was number 10 that made me laugh!its from a book called i used to miss him but my aim is improving
which includes such gems as how to make an ex boyfriend voodoo slingshot
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Serephina Posted Oct 27, 2004
it certainly amused me..especially the bit about holding it under in the bath
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 27, 2004
*backs off very slowely*
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Serephina Posted Oct 27, 2004
why?ive not dated you have i?
all ex-men are crappes till they redeem themselves as thoughtful,decent human beings..ive yet to have one do it..n having not even been asked how i am in over 3 weeks im not holding my breath this time!
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 27, 2004
'why?ive not dated you have i?'
Not yet 
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