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Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Mar 28, 2007
Hey, if we're doing swapsies can I offer a stroppy, insubordinate, but very cute, 11 year-old boy?
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Genie Posted Mar 28, 2007
No! 
We're still trying to flog our smelly boy germs!
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Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Mar 28, 2007
Smelly's right, Genie Why can't they hit the toilet bowl?
I have, a total of 11 boys in my house (3 kids, partner, gerbils, hamsters, cats) I've got no chance, have I?
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Genie Posted Mar 28, 2007
And I thought I had it bad! 
I have 3 boy germs in the house, but my 3 cats are female... Which if they could help me gang up on the boys would give me an advantage...
You have no chance of ever having a truly 'clean' toilet now until they move out, and even then you'll have to re-train the partner...
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 28, 2007
It's a shame this wee one's too small to use the toilet, the stuff that comes out of her backside would make a cow embarassed - and I'm using reusable nappies! 
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Genie Posted Mar 28, 2007
You brave woman you! How are you finding it? I'm afraid I am far too lazy to be doing with all that, and also wasn't sure how the childminder would cope with re-usables, that certainly would be a nice package to send home with him when I pick the little darling up...
I'm almost at the potty training stage now, he's met the potty, but refuses to do anything with it, apart from sitting on it and complaining that is cold....
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Magwitch - My name is Mags and I am funky. Posted Mar 28, 2007
My last one took ages to actually do anything on the potty. He'll get there in the end (as it were). 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 28, 2007
They're not too bad actually! They're pretty absorbent and wash well, which is great 
They're made from bamboo, which apparently has some sort of natural antiseptic in it or something like that so they're extra nice on her bum. She also gets to wear those adorable rubber pants too - she's got safari animals on hers 
Only thing is, you do have to change them more frequently than disposables but we just do that after every feed so it's easier to remember, although we still put disposables on her at night
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Serephina Posted Mar 28, 2007
yeah he does reckon he's double jointed
Sooo Mrs Genie type bird,m, about the chopping of Geddes's mullet?
when are you fweee?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Mar 28, 2007
Can you get away with saying 'windowlicker'? 
Sorry, I don't like that word very much 
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Mar 28, 2007
Blimey, I'll tell 
we've got 2 boys, aged 9 and 11 being offered to us and see what she says! 
BEG
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