h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hiya, hope you're feeling better.

Does it help any to let you know you cheer me up at times with your posts ? You've got a wicked sense of humour and you usually raise a at this end.

I overheard a conversation at the supermarket once. A guy was trying to cheer up the (extremely bored-looking) checkout girl.

"Cheer Up", he said, "It might never happen"

She replied, "The only thing that cheers me up pal, is knowing that it will never happen with you"

Dare I ask which end your referring to?

Dirty Girl !!!

Go and wash your mind out immediately.

Ive already been given a good scrubbing down today thanks

Were you the scrubber or the scrubbee?

RF

I was the scrubbee of course

RF, did you just call her a "scrubber" ?

I looked that up

>> RF, did you just call her a "scrubber" ? <<

Of course not! I merely asked whether she was the giver, or the recipient, of the scrubbing action!

I would never call Serephina a scrubber..., me!

RF

Nah he'd call me a lot worse

Got the s again today , pretty bad actually. Just want to cry for no real reason at all!

I won't get a real one till friday

At least you don't have to put down any toilet seat 'til then

Make a list of all the tiresome things you have to do when he's around. Like making coffee/tea, looking for the remote in the morning etc.

Give us a list of all the good things about getting a break from your partner.

Then, put on some slap, just for the sake of it.

I can't think of any good things apart from full control of the tv n the bathrooom always being free!

There you go. That's two.

I really cant think of anymore

Well, you can fart any time you like without destroying that aura of "lady-ness"

I do thayt anyway, I never 'had' an aura of ladiness

Try re-reading the penis thread. See if there's any tips you can pick up for when he comes back.

Sod it, just re-read it anyway. It's good for a laugh and it'll probably take until Friday to read them all.