h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've not spent a friday evening alone in months ,it's so weird!



who's gonna keep me company with a good natter?

'looks lost and dejected'

Where's Josh then ?

serephina wants to become natter* take a shower














































natter is is Dutch for "more wet"

I'm alone, as usual. Just spent all my celebdaq dosh
I turned down a party invitation tonight, as well.
My lad's in bed, he's had a tiring week.
I'm watching "Junior Mastermind" then "Eastenders" then I'm having a hot with melting marshmallows on top, then I'm off to bed.

Such an exciting life I lead

Josh is here but he doesnt count as adult company n is almost asleep anyway

I've got junior mastermind on too , such clever kids!

Oops I really shouldnt watch creepy movies when I'm on my own at night!

junior mastermind..... creepy movies ,erm>

whatchoo on 'bout, Willis

*mumblegrumblesnort> bl**dy sticky shift key </>

aargghh, cr*p

i decided to watch a trashy horror movie on pay per view cos i was bored..doesn't take much to creep me out when im on my own!

you ok there Willy?

Nah, my fingers have gone all j*ggery p*kery with the keyboard. I am having to type this message very slowly and press each key down hard. I feel like a retard!

Happens to me all the time..my fingers are either dyslexic or have a drink problem

I'll tell you a secret... I can't drink so it's definitely not that. One of the lil s must have dropped something on the keyboard - not the first time.

For that matter, I don't do scary movies either - total wuss syndrome

only a few minutes ago i 'snelked' up on someone

did it hurt?

simpost there..only my pride was injured not that I have much..or shame for that matter!


I love scary movies , im getting more n more easily creeped in my old age though, ged takes the pi** out of me for it , especially when i wont let him hang his coat on the back of the bedroom door cos it looks like someone standing there

Can you teach me how to snelk ? It sounds as if it could come in handy one day to know how to do it

No, its top secret