h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...I'm Goddess of the world so poooooo!

Worships

Does that mean you get free transport on LRT and other such wonderousnesses?

I dont know..prolly not though theyre gits

I think you should. Get on a bus and proclaim your Goddess status in a very loud manner and threaten them with a damn good smiting if they don't comply. What's the worse that could happen....apart form a night in the cells?

A night in the loony bin?

I'll book you the room next to mine then!

does it have nice soft walls and cryons with finger holds?

They took my crayons away for improper use

I was given an etch a sketch instead though.

... can the woman who lives between two mental institutions and hails from the village in Leb with Leb's only loony bin join in?
pretty please?
I got and and

Etch a sketch! Ive not seen one of those in years!

Evening Wilma

Ev'nin' all... Hiya Jangly ... Is that Ged under that table? You seem much perkier oh Goddess, thou. Glad to see you back. This place is definitely *not* the same without you Mind you, I did enjoy that "bye" thread... you had a lot of people prancing about with ants in their pants, there, S!

W

*tries to stop herself from making the missing village idiot joke again*

Hi Willy

I was always rubbish at etch a sketch, I watched in envy as more dexterous friends got to gribs with all the knob twiddling to produce great works of art. I could do boxesand square faces.

>> knob twiddling <<



Madam!

Hey, Jangly, I hear the electroshock therapy in Bkennaya is very effective and you and I already have our rooms there booked - I think we should now go for the three room suite and include Serephina in our escape from reality - too much traffic down the A3 these days

what do you say?

I was always quite good at knob twiddling

I'm far too obnoxious to care what people think of me as much as I was..

I have other talents aside of knob twiddling

Oh phut! No look what you've done...I refuse to be dragged into smuttification.

oh go on you know you want to..

*ahem* yes - >> knob twiddling << oooh, I say!

good to see you back on form, Serephina. I don't know you as well as everyone else but it felt right to have everyone rooting for you there.. You have great friends

Ecchh, *RL intrudes* gotta go shower lil and read her a story. On second thoughts, that trip down the A3 isn't looking too bad right now ...

W

Genie said shed come get me if i didnt stop sulking

Now there's a threat the boys'd love to be issued with