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RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 1

Paendrag

Please provide a description of the duties, and any renumeration that may be involved.

smiley - smiley

(pleas let there be a little smiley - devilry involved smiley - biggrin)

Hopefully yours
smiley - dragon


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 2

Paendrag

Oh, and what did your last slave die of?


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 3

Serephina

He didnt I fired him ..smiley - laugh

description of duties..err to give me lots of smiley - cuddles and generally wait on me hand n foot smiley - biggrin
renumeration? well im sure helelou will tell its worth it...smiley - laugh


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 4

Paendrag

She of the active smiley - catsmiley - biggrin

Well if it means access to an eager smiley - cat, then I will apply...



smiley - dragon


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 5

Paendrag

smiley - cuddle which ever...


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 6

Serephina

smiley - cats??


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 7

Paendrag

Long story...

shortened to... what is the difference between male and female? a female has a smiley - cat and males hunt smiley - cats...

think of slang for a body part (not overly offensive slang) that is also the first part of the term "blank smiley - cat"


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 8

Serephina

Oh! smiley - blush


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 9

Paendrag

More information than you wanted about Helen?

and I was joking about getting active smiley - cat (kind of. If being your smiley - cuddleslave makes my tame smiley - cat more active, I won't argue!)


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 10

Serephina

s'ok ive not been awake long ..
dont worry i know just what helly's like!smiley - blush
just a shame she lives so far away smiley - devil

so what are your qualifications then? need to know who id be employing dont i smiley - winkeye


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 11

Paendrag

Well, I live a lot closer to Helly than you do (same landmass, at least. Time zone, even. Just she's in the north, and I'm in the south...)

Ummm... I've utterly distracted a poor young girl who got tuna smiley - fish stuck in her belly button...

Don't really have any other quals, except apparently being an entertainer at the Boars Head due to a small act I did with smiley - handcuffs... don't ask.


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 12

Serephina

smiley - laugh

and youre how old etc.. just for reference like smiley - winkeye


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 13

Paendrag

23, and rude. (in other words, how old are you? Asking a lady her age is rude, so I'm rude!)

smiley - kisssmiley - cat for you!


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 14

Serephina

Didnt read my space very well did you! smiley - biggrin


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 15

Paendrag

nope... smiley - biggrin
smiley - run to check...


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 16

Paendrag

26, okay...

I started to read you space, but one of the first lines made me laugh so much, I had to go elsewhere...

One of my friends tried to use the pick up line "nice shoes, wanna f**k?"

You line, nice shoes, shame about the hair cut made me think of that...


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 17

Serephina

smiley - laugh
i couldnt think of anything wittier to use in the viewer tag at the time..


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 18

Paendrag

But you can see how that could be amusing?

My friend actually wandered around for an entire night, using that line on every girl he saw...

and has convinced others to try it...

thus, nice shoes has a double meaning in my circle of friends...


So, nice shoes... smiley - devilsmiley - biggrin?


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 19

Serephina

smiley - laugh


RE: Cuddle Slave position

Post 20

Paendrag

Nice Answer!


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