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if you are ever in need of a then i can help, i can prescribe and many other unusual

I'm always in need of help !! Someone actually asked (in a posting to me) if I was on medication? What do you think they meant by that ? What exactly is your specialty?

The medicine of laughter and ness

Check out my website http://www.circusbox.co.uk

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Good evening Kitty Kat, here is a bit ofand a for you

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Thank you so much dear Doctor - you certainly know how to dispense excellent medicine ! I've been having a problem with my computer (really) . I think it's having a nervous breakdown . Perhaps you could cure it! kk

It all depends on whats troubling your con'puter, it might be tired and need a little holiday, try talking to it about anything thats worrying it, it might just feel used.

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A-one medical advice! Where are you?

live in yorkshire u.k but from brighton area u.k , i travel all over uk and sometimes europe when on tour with my circus

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By the way, you have a terrific website! (That comment is coming from one of those horrendous, cynical, egocentric, insensitive, non-caring, blase, jaded, snobby and hated New Yorkers!) The world definitely needs more people like you! Just think, if we all laughed - or even simply smiled - one more time each day by the end of a year this place would improve exponentially! Would you consider becoming an international envoy to the Mid East? kk

Hi there kitty
cheers for the compliment on my site, if you ever need a circus performance for you and your friends I'm only 8 hours away,

how is your con'puter? I was thinking it might just need a clean up or something,
any how, as to the middle east, I think a nice and some's and a big allround wouldn't go a miss. and if they can't get something as simple as that together then they need a performance by myself and then a big fire show (english style) with all my friends to show them how to put fire power and pyrotechnics to a good use where no one gets hurt.

it's as simple as that, only their problem is OIL and Religion, and the two don't mix, so I would say go solar and wind power and all start a religion that they relate to, how about a circus religion?

I helped put a circus funeral together for some close family friends once and everyone thought it was the best way to share our grief and express how we felt, even the vicar thought it was good for all involved.



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A circus funeral - what a splendid idea! I've already decided not to have a funeral (I'm donating my body to science - perhaps they can learn something). Instead, any one who would be kind enough to take the time (a most precious commodity) to come to my funeral will be attending a fabulous party instead! A tremendous International Buffet, constant music (most of it live - lots of my friends are exceedingly accomplished in the music area), tons of fine wine and cocktails (of course) with several bars providing different specialties along with the usuals. My sister will pick the hotel in which to hold it and all the out-of-town guests will stay there that evening (on me - from the great beyond !) I hope they would stay longer. Perhaps I could ask God to take me on a Wednesday, have this fest on Friday and everyone could party the weekend away But I'd never considered having a circus! That's a totally delightful idea!!!

I'm just off to Tesco 24 to get some soya milk for my wife and will return.

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An excellent healthy choice ! I take it Tesco 24 is a store - perhaps like 7-11? Does your wife perform in the circus too ?

My wife is a versitile person who has had her hands in many pies, from fire staff turning, running a field kitchen at festivals (glastonbury music festival for example)
runs crafts workshops in wool spinning, candle making, she is great with children teaching circus skills and arts and crafts, face painting oh it goes on and on the list is endless, but she doesn't perform in my circus ( she has on the odd occasion)we have two kids , Otto 7 and Molly 2)

She describes herself as "artist and teacup philosopher" thats what she just said to me.
What do you do?
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At the moment I am unemployed and looking for something to do through the computer. That would be ideal as I'd like to stay close to home. But so far there's nothing that interests me. I do have a small vinegar business (herbals, fruits, etc.) and was a partner in a terrific Bed and Breakfast. I adored it but things unfortunately didn't work out. Rather long story, not terribly amusing and in the past. One of these days I may discuss it. But right now, I need to find a new position as the bill collectors never seem to lose their memories! Tell me about your children - are they little clowns? Your wife would fit in quite well up here. There are many fine "living" museums situated locally and they showcase talents such as she possesses. . I'd love to have a cup of with her some time!

Otto has performed with me many times even when he shouldn't as he is a right little showman and wants to follow in my foot steps, in his words " when you die dad i want to become you" he can walk the tightrope with a little help, perform slapstick routines with me and loves the unicycle (he has a little way to go yet) I can do rolly pollies on mine, sea saws and wobble all over the place, Molly who is only just two has started to enjoy my shows and I guess this year she will want to join in too.

my jak joins in too he nicks my props and causes havock all over the place, he is the family pet and NOT a trained performing

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But obviously a great asset! Your little darlings sound wonderful! Does your "big guy" attend school?

I'm off to soon as I have to get up in six hours
Take care Kitty
catch you soon

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Sweet dreams!

Yes he does now, we have, after being on the road for seven years moved into a house, and home tutoring is hard work on the road,
A house is a strange place after living in our truck and caravan for so long, but the plus side is that we know where we are when we wake up, the downside is the cost of living is so much more expensive.

Got to go to bed, got to go to bed

Night night

Its 12-30 am an the alarm will go off at 5-45ish gmt

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